17 mai

Delivery Room

The woman was in labor in the delivery room with her husband at her side coaching her just the way he learned in the Lamaze class.

It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, „I’ve got the head now; just a few more minutes.”

„Is it a girl or boy?” the husband asked excitedly.

The doctor replied, „It’s hard to tell by the ears.”

12 ian.

New Baby

A man who suffered from impotence went to see a doctor. The doctor gave him a revolutionary new injection made from monkey glands, which worked perfectly. Nine months and two weeks later, his wife had a baby.

When the nurse came out of the delivery room with the news, he asked, „Is it a boy or a girl?”

„We won’t know until it comes down off the chandelier.”

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