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„How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?” demanded the policeman.

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan.

His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.

„Aw, come now,” he said, „you don’t have to take it so hard. It isn’t that serious.”

„It isn’t?” cried the motorist. „What happened to my boat and trailer?”

When Mr. Johnson had reached the age of seventy-five, he suddenly began chasing the young chicks.

A neighbor brought this behavior to the attention of his wife. „What are you gonna do about it?” she asked.

„Who cares?” said Mrs. Johnson. „Let him chase girls! Dogs chase cars – but when they catch them, they can’t drive!”

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