A blonde called in a repairman to fix her electric clock. He examined it and told her, „There’s nothing wrong with the clock. You didn’t have it plugged in.”

She replied, „I don’t want to waste electricity, so I only plug it in when I want to know what time it is.”

The blonde was complaining to one of her friends.

„It was terrible!” she said. „I had to change seats five times at the movie last night!”

„Why?” asked her friend. „Did some guy bother you?”

„Yeah,” she said, „eventually!”

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, „I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”