A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. „Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!” she screams.

Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: „Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position.”

„I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front.”