For the „Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology,” researchers spent a considerable amount of research funds and claim to have found that birth control pills give women’s voices a more pleasant sound.

Of course any idiot could have told them that, because men always think it’s more pleasant to hear „Yes,” than „No.”

Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushed into the nearest pharmacy and gave her prescription to the pharmacist.

„Please fill this immediately,” she said. „I’ve got people waiting in my car!”