The employees at a bank went on strike, leaving the bank officers to do the teller’s tasks. While the strike was on, a customer called the bank to ask if they were open. They told her that they had two windows open.
Then the caller asked, „Is there a reason I can’t I just come through the front door?”
A customer moves away from a bank window, counts his change, and then goes back and says to the cashier, „Hey, you gave me the wrong change!”
Cashier: „Sir, you stepped away from the counter. We don’t make corrections after you leave. There’s nothing I can do about it now. That’s the policy of this bank!”
Customer: „Well, okay. Just thought you’d like to know you gave me twenty dollars too much. Bye.”