Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

07 nov.

Baseball Umpire

The waitress called out to the restaurant manager, „There’s baseball umpire on the telephone. He wants to make dinner reservations for himself and two friends.”

The manager told her to hang up, „It’s a prank call. There’s no such thing as a baseball umpire with two friends.”

07 nov.

Nu a trăit aici

Vine turistu’ să vadă pe unde a trăit şi (ce să vezi!) taman aici nu :))

never lived here

06 nov.

Apă grea?

O fi „non-portable”, ori „non-potable”? :))

water

05 nov.

A greşi e omeneşte

Extensie managerială :))

err

04 nov.

Salon de înfrumuseţare

Aur vesel – se vede de la intrare :)

Merry Gold

03 nov.

Nu-i curbă la dreapta

Un indicator mare şi util :))

no right turn

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