Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

08 iun.

Strada Bimbo

Speranţa nu-i pe aceeaşi direcţie :)

Bimbo dr

05 iun.

Harpist

Agnes is an accomplished harpist who frequently plays for weddings,
receptions, parties, and other such events. She is also blonde and has an appropriately cherubic face.

She was on her way to an engagement at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis, and she stepped into an elevator with her large golden harp. Just before the doors closed, a distinguished gray-haired man stepped on. As the elevator rose, he looked thoughtfully first at her and then her harp and asked, „And just how far up are you going?”

05 iun.

Se caută băutori cu experienţă

Se plăteşte bine, dar nu e clar cine pe cine :))

drinkers

04 iun.

Înotând

Nu se ştie ce, dar clar e că nu înotând :)

swimming

03 iun.

Nu hrăniţi pescăruşii

Sigur, pescăruşii se răzbună dacă îi hrăneşti :)

seagulls

02 iun.

Nu scuipaţi aici

Mergeţi puţin mai încolo :)

spit

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