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Când nu te ţine frâna? 
Lucian Velea
28 mart.
Hotel Surprise
The last time John checked into a New York hotel, he opened the door to his room and found a pair of beautiful twenty-one-year-old naked twins stretched out on the bed.
„Surprise,” the twins said in unison, „we’re a gift from your friend Dave.”
„Young ladies,” he said, „I am one of the most respected men in my field. I have been married for twenty years. I have a wonderful family that I love very much. I have never been touched by a word of scandal; my good name is above reproach. I am sorry, but one of you will have to leave!”
