Lucian Velea

11 iul.

Barbecues

A blonde went into her local hardware store and bought two instant barbecues – the ones with the pictures of succulent foods on the lid.

The next day, she returned one of these to the customer service desk at the store complaining that there was no food inside! The assistant patiently told her that these were just barbecue trays and that the food was not supplied with them.

„Oh dear” said the blonde, „I’d better take the other one out of the freezer then!”

11 iul.

Restaurant

Ce e important se înţelege :)

restaurant

10 iul.

Avertizare profundă

„Fii atingerea atentă” :)

careful touch

09 iul.

Există coincidenţe

După cum se observă :)

coincidences

08 iul.

Locul unde se aruncă curcubee

În mod organizat :))

rainbow

07 iul.

Pietonul şi camioanele

Doamne fereşte să te lovească pietonu’! :)

beware of

© 2026 blog.ro-en.ro