02 oct.
Gustări chinezeşti
Nu doar îţi plouă-n gură, ci îţi curg balele 
Lucian Velea
26 sept.
1962 Rolls Royce
„How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate.
„Terrible!” the roommate answered. „He showed up in his 1962 Rolls Royce.”
„Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?”
„He was the original owner.”
