„Hey that’s a nice cat you got. What’s its name?”

„The cat’s name is Ow.”

„That’s a funny name for a cat; how did he get his name?”

„The cat named himself.”

„Dont be silly, cats can’t talk.”

„This cat talks. The first time I saw this cat I asked him, ‘Hey cat, whats your name?’ Of course, being a cat, he used very bad grammar but, nevertheless, he distinctly answered, ‘Me, Ow.'”