15 Apr

Funny Hat

A short and very obese woman bought a new hat that featured a flaming red flower on a six-inch stem…
One of her friends finally mustered up enough courage to suggest that the hat was not becoming to her.

„Heavens, I know that,” replied the woman cheerily, „but when I meet people on the street, I’d rather have them say, ‘Look at that funny hat,’ than ‘Look at that funny fat woman.'”

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