02 aug.
Wrong Language
Jill decided to take a trip to Australia. She booked herself on a bus tour, and noticed that a lot of signs were in English and in the Aboriginal language, which her guide carefully pronounced.
Eagerly, Jill offered to try and pronounce the next sign she saw. As the next sign came up, Jill read aloud, „Riff-ley rang-gee. Is that right?”
„Well,” said the tour guide, „I would have said rifle range.”