20 Sep

Speeding

A policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name and where she was from. She said, „I’m Mrs. Gladiolas Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Tallahassee.”

The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, „Well… OK… but don’t let me catch you speeding again.”

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