05 Mai

Sheep

The teacher came up with a good problem. „Suppose,” she asked the second-graders, „there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?”

„None,” answered little Norman.

„None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.”

„Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”

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