20 Feb

Shaving

One morning, while shaving, John was cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of Vickie, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

„What’s the matter?” she called out.

„My razor – it won’t cut!” he answered.

„Don’t be silly, dear!” she declared. „You mean to tell me your beard is tougher than the linoleum that it cut yesterday?”

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