15 oct.

Hip Hop

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14 sept.

Doctor’s Fee

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.

Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved his life. As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services. „Just name the fee,” he croaked gratefully.

„Okay,” replied the doctor. „How about half of what you’d have offered when the bone was still stuck in your throat?”

11 nov.

Grandchildren

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion.

“Not a single grandchild,” he said with a sigh. “Why, I’ll give a million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to bounce on my knee. Now, let’s say grace.”

When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife was the only other person at the table.

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