A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained.

He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, „What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. „Cured her hiccups though, didn’t it?”

Then there was the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.

„You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot in common,” said the new tenant’s neighbor. „Why on earth did you get married?”

„I suppose it was the old business of ‘opposites attract’,” was the reply. „He wasn’t pregnant and I was.”

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Carolyn was down at the Carolina shore and was walking along the water’s edge, when she came upon a man with a rather large belly who was sun bathing on the beach. Feeling a bit down on the male population at the moment, Carolyn caustically remarked, „If that belly was on a woman, I bet you would probably say she was pregnant!”

The man squinted up at her a little annoyed and replied, „It was, and she is!”

„Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.

The boy wrote: „The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. „Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

„Sure,” said the young student confidently. „Means carrying a child.”