08 mart.

Familia

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12 sept.

Mamă de elev

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06 apr.

Praying with the Sick

A young boy called the pastor of a local „corner” church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was aware they had been attending another church down the road. So the pastor asked, „Shouldn’t you be asking Brother Simon down the road to come by to pray with your mom?”

The young boy replied, „Yeah, but we didn’t want to take the chance that he might catch whatever it is that Mom has.”

09 sept.

Lost Contact Lens

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.

„How did you manage to find it, Mom?” the teenager asked.

„We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she replied. „You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.”

10 iun.

Don’t Tell Mom

After years of hard work, Joe took his first vacation on a luxury cruise ship. In a deck chair, he recognized a former high school classmate, a long-lost friend from his old hometown.

He crossed the deck, seized the fellow’s hand and said: „Hello, Pete. I haven’t seen you in years. What are you doing these days?”

„I’m practicing law,” whispered Pete. „But don’t tell mom. She thinks I’m still a pimp.”

05 nov.

Telling age

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