An American and an English officer were in the Officers’ Mess having a few drinks. After several of them, they hit on the idea to make the following (gentleman’s) bet:: The one who could tell the biggest lie would win.

They drew straws, and the American officer got to start: „Well,” he says, „there once was an American gentleman–”

„Stop!” cried the Englishman, „You win!”

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