18 Noi

Politician

A newcomer to the Ashe County political scene was out canvassing votes. He came to a farm and approached a young man milking a cow.

Just as he was starting to make his pitch for a vote, an old man came out on the back porch and called to the young man, „Luke, come on in the house. Who’s that man talking to you?”

„Says he’s a politician, Pop”, replied Luke.

„Well, in that case”, says the old man, „better bring the cow in with you.”

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