26 Apr

Onboard Ship

A Navy officer was cutting through the crew’s quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him. „Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?” the officer demanded.

„No, sir, but we don’t land airplanes on the roof either.”

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