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On the Table

John calls Jill from work and says he will be home by 5 PM and hopes that dinner will be on the table when he gets there.

He arrives home and enters the kitchen and sees a package of pasta, jar of sauce, and can of vegetables on the kitchen table. „Jill, I specifically called you from work to let you know when I would be home. Where is my dinner?”

„Dinner IS on the table, John. It’s just not prepared.”

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