14 ian.

No money

After traveling a few blocks, a large breasted lady realized she had no money and immediately informed the taxi driver. „You’d better stop. I can’t pay you and it’s ten dollars already,” she said.

The driver checked her out in the rear-vision mirror. „That’s okay,” he said. „I’ll turn down the first dark street, get in the back seat and take off your bra.”

„You’d be cheating yourself,” she replied, „This bra is only worth five dollars.”

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