01 dec.

Military Medals

At a diplomatic reception, the Mexican general appeared in a magnificent uniform, liberally bespattered with medals and decorations. „That’s most impressive,” said the US ambassador. „Tell me, general, what did you get all those for?”

„In your money,” replied the Mexican general, „about five dollars!”

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