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Diamonds

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box.

„It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow,” Doug said. „Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.”

„And???” Bill asked.

„Well, she said ‘Oh, I don’t know, just give me something with diamonds in it’.”

„So what did you get her?” asked Bill.

Doug replies, „I bought her a deck of cards!”

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