Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'

27 Oct

Cemetery Plot

A woman, having walked all around the cemetery, complains to the caretaker, „I have looked all around, and can not find my husband’s grave.”

„Oh? What name were you looking for?”

„Itzic Finkelstein.”

„Hmmmm,” says the caretaker, „must be a mistake somewhere… The only Finkelstein we have is a Rashela Finkelstein…”

„That is no mistake!” says Rashela. „Itzic has always put everything in my name!”

20 Oct


Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.

Jim looked at Tom and said, „Did you see that? What were Nancy & Betty wearing?”

„I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing.”

13 Oct

Game Warden

Voice on the phone: Is this the game warden?

Game warden: Yes, it is.

Voice: Thank goodness, I have the right person at last. Would you please give me some suggestions for a child’s birthday party?

06 Oct


The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the library, so when the librarian saw the gridiron star roaming the stacks looking confused, she asked how she could help.

„I have to read a play by Shakespeare,” he said.

„Which one?” she asked.

He scanned the shelves and answered, „William.”

22 Sep

Feminine Side

Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place.

They get in Johnny’s car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny’s place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he’s parking his.

As they got out of the car Johnny asked, „So Bob, do you like my feminine side?”

15 Sep

Late to Class

Teacher: Why are you late to class?

Student: Because of a road sign, I have to pass on the way!

Teacher: And what has the sign got to do with it?

Student: It says, „School ahead, go slow.”

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