Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'

17 Noi


One evening, Aspazia drew her husband, Myrddin’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How loving they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?” she asked.

Myrddin replied, „I tried once but she slapped me.”

10 Noi

Dad was Gone

As the father of five young children, Jim commented at the dinner table one evening that they hadn’t missed him while he was away on a two-week business trip.

But his six-year-old daughter explained, „That’s because Mommy never told us you were gone.”

03 Noi

Lightbulb in the Bathroom

A man’s ex-wife called him at work wanting to know how to change the light bulb in the bathroom. So he told her: „First, fill the bathtub with water…”

27 Oct

Cemetery Plot

A woman, having walked all around the cemetery, complains to the caretaker, „I have looked all around, and can not find my husband’s grave.”

„Oh? What name were you looking for?”

„Itzic Finkelstein.”

„Hmmmm,” says the caretaker, „must be a mistake somewhere… The only Finkelstein we have is a Rashela Finkelstein…”

„That is no mistake!” says Rashela. „Itzic has always put everything in my name!”

20 Oct


Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.

Jim looked at Tom and said, „Did you see that? What were Nancy & Betty wearing?”

„I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing.”

13 Oct

Game Warden

Voice on the phone: Is this the game warden?

Game warden: Yes, it is.

Voice: Thank goodness, I have the right person at last. Would you please give me some suggestions for a child’s birthday party?

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