Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'

22 Sep

Feminine Side

Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place.

They get in Johnny’s car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny’s place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he’s parking his.

As they got out of the car Johnny asked, „So Bob, do you like my feminine side?”

15 Sep

Late to Class

Teacher: Why are you late to class?

Student: Because of a road sign, I have to pass on the way!

Teacher: And what has the sign got to do with it?

Student: It says, „School ahead, go slow.”

08 Sep

Suite 16

A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme nervousness, timidly approached the check-in desk of a large Manhattan hotel.

„Good evening, sir,” said the official behind the desk, favoring the young man with a perceptive wink. „Suite 16?”

„Oh, no!” the young man responded quickly. „She’s eighteen.”

01 Sep

Boater Gift

While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for his boat, Jim also purchased an inflatable life preserver. „It was my wife’s idea,” he explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter. „She’s buying it for me as a gift.”

„Lucky you,” the salesman said as he started to write up the order. „My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block.”

25 Aug

Piano Tuner

The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch.

„Madam,” he announced, „I’m the piano tuner.”

The lady exclaimed, „Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.”

The man replied, „I know you didn’t, but your neighbors did.”

18 Aug


Mike picked up an attractive woman, named Linda, who flagged down his car in a seedy part of town. As they rode, he asked her what she did for a living. Linda winked at Mike and said, „I’m a magician.”

„No way,” Mike scoffed. “Prove it.”

So Linda touched him on the thigh, and „Poof” Mike turned into a hotel.

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