Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

04 iul.

America e cea mai tare ţară

Dar nu din lume :))

03 iun.


Eveniment nemaivăzut :))

17 mai

Wrong House

An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman.

„Oh my goodness,” the pretty young thing exclaimed, „I’m at the wrong house.”

„Sweetheart, you’re at the right house,” the old guy assured her. „But you’re forty years too late.”

17 mai

Delivery Room

The woman was in labor in the delivery room with her husband at her side coaching her just the way he learned in the Lamaze class.

It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, „I’ve got the head now; just a few more minutes.”

„Is it a girl or boy?” the husband asked excitedly.

The doctor replied, „It’s hard to tell by the ears.”

17 mai

Ai grijă cât te apropii

Umor de veci :))

16 mai

De plâns

Plâng pentru că eşti tolomac :)

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