Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

23 Feb

Husband Coming Home

A husband had just arrived home from a six-month tour of duty. The husband closed the front door and immediately he and his wife were furiously making love upstairs when, suddenly, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere else in the house. The husband said jokingly, „Oh God! NO! That must be your husband coming home.”

And the wife replies without thinking, „No, don’t worry. He’s off in the Navy for six months.”

23 Feb

Nu pierdeţi vremea pe aici

Da’ ăia mai înalţi pot să stea mai mult :))

21 Feb

Arte

În unele cazuri… :D

20 Feb

Gabrovo

Bulgarii au mai mult umor decât ştiu engleză :))

19 Feb

Criteriu de selecţie

Doar bărbaţi şi femei :))

16 Feb

Travel & Sex

A guy walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar and said, „Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?”

She said, „Do you like sex?”

He said, „Of course I like sex.”

She said, „Do you like to travel?”

He said, „Yeah, I love to travel.”

She said, „Then fuck off.”

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