09 nov.

Dead Uncle

„Do you mean to tell me your whole family was shocked and surprised when your ninety-five-year-old uncle died?” Bill asked Doug.

„That’s right.” Doug said.

„But if he was ninety-five years old, why was everybody surprised?” Bill asked.

Doug shakes his head and says, „Well, who the heck would ever expect his parachute to not open?”

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