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Can’t Get Out

Jill: There’s a nice-looking lady at the window table.
John: She’s a hooker.
Jill: How can you be so sure?
John: C’mon! Look at her hair, all that make-up, that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels.
Jill: But you like it when I dress like that. Do you think I look like a hooker?
John: There’s no way I can get out of this conversation alive, is there?

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