30 sept.

Bloodwork

Mary: I had to go again today to have bloodwork done.

Jill: Oh, I hate that!

Mary: I do too, but I try to make jokes about it. When the technician says, „You’ll feel a little prick,” I come back with, „Well, hell, I could have stayed married for that!”

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