08 iun.

Black Death

An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to inquire after the priest’s much-loved roses.

„Not bad,” said the priest, „but they suffer from a disease peculiar to this area known as the black death.”

„What on earth is that?” asked the passerby, anxious to increase his garden knowledge.

„Nuns with scissors.”

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