23 Oct

Bigger in Texas

On a family vacation in Texas, Mike exhibited the exuberance of a tourist. At a diner, he and his brothers ordered cheeseburgers. When his meal arrived, the first thing Mike noticed was its size.

„Wow,” he exclaimed, „everything is bigger in Texas!”

As he lifted the burger to his lips, his eyes met the cold stare of a 300-pound waitress.

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