27 Mai

Bicycle Salesman

A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. „Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer.

„Ah,” replied the salesman, „but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.”

„Harumph!” retorted the farmer. „Not near as silly as I’d look trying to milk a bicycle!”

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